Without Apple you are nothing. Barely human in fact. If you want your real, essential, wholemeal, wholesome humanity proven and recorded forever you’d better buy an iPhone pretty damn quick!

At least, that’s the message I take away from this.

Alternatively, it’s saying “Kids get out there and make some lame Xmas video with your phone so that the olds will buy you a new one, thinking this is what you use it for rather than sending female classmates dick pics.”

Though, to tell the truth, I didn’t pick up on the narrative the first time through, so maybe their scripting and/or editing could do with some work. Just because the subject’s a teenager’s video doesn’t mean the whole thing needs to look like a teenager’s video.